SOME MORE INTERNET SHOZ

The Tallest Man on Earth is very small. And that was my first...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:27:00 -0700

The Tallest Man on Earth is very small. And that was my first attempt to perform a mobile upload. And it pretty much works! Though the image is incredibly crappy. This, I hope, will be changing soon (new iPhone I want you soooooooo bad).

Anyway, hi. Hope you’re well. Shozzy shozzypants shozzerday!

“Last night we did the SHOZ PIA six times. It’ll...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:43:43 -0700

“Last night we did the SHOZ PIA six times. It’ll blow your mind.” En francais, this combo of sounds probably means SHOEHORN, but dear Bernie thought it was a sex act. Thank god he had Yahoo! Answers, and French-expert Allain (real name? discuss) to set him straight.

You guys have no idea how hard I’m working to avoid doing my schoolwork. I’m sorta impressed with my procrastination skills, actually. Maybe I should ask Yahoo! how to be a more focused student. Maybe a shoz pia will help. Happy Halloween, suckers.

So much shoz on the Internets, so very little shoz-sanctioned...

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:32:29 -0700

So much shoz on the Internets, so very little shoz-sanctioned time. Here is a (very boring) video of a young man attempting to put on his Nike shoz. Enjoy? Oh, and the reason I’m posting this is because this video is titled “nike shoz” and is the first search-result on YouTube for “shoz.” Unforch, none of this is clear with the embed-video feature, so, I must inform you with words. Perhaps I’ll come up with a better solution for my next post.

Another item to note: People are now referring to socks as “shox.” Maybe this blog will soon feature shox AND shoz. *laughs maniacally*

Wow. Wow wow wow. P.s. in relation to an earlier post, I only...

Mon, 04 May 2009 15:32:58 -0700

Wow. Wow wow wow.

P.s. in relation to an earlier post, I only just realized that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are occasionally referred to as “Shozzy.” Unforch for them. Ta ta, folks!

Shozzy you say? Pretty shozzy pictures? Of the Osbournes and...

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:41:00 -0700

Shozzy you say? Pretty shozzy pictures? Of the Osbournes and other Brits? Whaaaaa? What the F does this have to do with Freedom of Speech? Ah well. No matter. Have a shozzy day, mum! Go here if you want to explore on your own.

Their names are Susan and Shona, but, according to their website...

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:04:43 -0700

Their names are Susan and Shona, but, according to their website they go by SHOZ. Visit Shoz’s Palace. Smile through your tears, it says! Well that’s easy enough to do if you’re a couple of Scottish lasses who live to play the fiddle. Daaaaaaaaaamn.

Dance, Shoz. Dance like your shoes are on fire.

Shoz returnz

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:03:00 -0700

I forgot I started this tumble. I will try to make it live again. Because everyone needs more SHOZ during an election year! YeeeeeeeeeeeHAW I’m a maverick tooo hooooboy!

My Shoz Shoes makes me RUN FOREST RUN.

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:02:25 -0700

My Shoz Shoes makes me RUN FOREST RUN.

Shoz, you ask?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:12:35 -0700

Yes, that’s EXACTLY what this is. I have to admit, I’m very impressed by D.R.Adams blog — full of mad ravings, ridiculous music, and the vomit of a crazy/beautiful mind. I too want to shop at Barney’s and write songs. I too want to share myself on the internet.

My knee IS my life!

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:07:25 -0700

My knee IS my life!

Yes! YOU.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:11:32 -0700

Yes! YOU.